'thank you gary' - microfiber golf towel
Elevate your game and your ego with this absurdly perfect golf towel from gary — the orange cat icon who gives relentlessly and judges quietly (but savagely). Made from a premium microfiber blend and dipped in pure gold drip* (*not actually gold, but it looks fancy), this towel keeps your clubs spotless and your clout levels high. Whether you're bombing drives or just here for the vibes, gary’s got you.
Perfect for tournaments, trash talk, and wiping tears after missed putts. Also works at the gym, beach, or anywhere you need to flex like someone who just birdied a par 5.
Product Features
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80% polyester / 20% polyamide microfiber blend for peak durability and sass
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Multi-use: golf, gym, beach, camping, dramatic exits
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Soaks up sweat, shame, and spilled Arnold Palmers
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16'' × 24'' size – just right for hanging from your bag without dragging your dignity
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Gold grommet and ring – because gary only rolls in style
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
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Wash separately (gary doesn’t play well with others)
80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber
Polyester fibers are extremely strong, resistant to most chemicals, stretching and shrinking
Multifunctional use
Ideal for traveling, camping, boating, swimming, backpacking, the gym, the beach, the bathroom, the pool, and other spaces or activities
Absorbent
The towel effectively absorbs liquid
Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle.
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