'thank you gary' - oversized boxy tee

Behold: The Gary Tee – Wizard-Approved Comfort with a Dash of Dragon Breath

Slip into the oversized boxy tee that whispers, “I was chosen by a magical kitten named Gary while a fire-breathing dragon loomed nearby.” This isn't just a shirt—it's a wearable portal to the realm of comfort, generosity, and mild wizard-induced chaos.

Whether you're dodging spell-casting wizards, cozying up for a fall movie night, or just pretending you didn’t spend $80 on cat toys this week (Gary sees you), this tee has your back—literally. It's got room to breathe, lounge, or carry a small satchel of enchanted herbs. Or snacks.

Why Gary Would Approve:

• Made of 100% cotton, unless you go “Athletic Heather,” which has a little poly for those extra magical gains.

• Dropped shoulders and a relaxed fit, perfect for dramatic cape twirls or naps.

• Reinforced with double-needle stitching so you can wear it through battles, brunch, or both.

• Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, aka soft enough for even Gary’s royal paws.

• Medium fabric weight: not too hot, not too cold—basically Goldilocks in t-shirt form.

Gary’s Care Spell (translated for mortals):

• Machine wash cold (Gary doesn’t like heat drama).

• Use non-chlorine bleach if you must purify your sins.

• Tumble dry low—dragons hate crisp shirts anyway.

• Iron or steam on low unless you like wizard wrinkles.

• Do not dry clean unless your name is Bartholomew and you own a cape.

Whether you're buying it for Halloween, gifting it to a fellow cat cultist, or just channeling your inner Gary, this tee says: “I’m comfy, I’m mystical, and I give great hugs.” Say thank you to Gary.